Rich Bradley: The Blog

PLEASE SEE THE UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST.

Ah, the Billboard Hot 100. The most dependable list of overplayed, overproduced R&B and pop drivel you could ever ask for. If you ever find yourself thinking, “you know, current pop music isn’t really so bad” (and I don’t know why you would, but stay with me here), you need only click over to billboard.com to have your optimism quickly and mercilessly pummeled.

Today’s headline: “Mariah’s ‘Body’ Remains Atop Hot 100,” gleefully reminding us that she has moved past Elvis and now has the second-most #1 US hits ever (now only behind some old English band with a misspelled name). Reading on, more depressing (but unsurprising) news: “Madonna’s ’4 Minutes’ holds at No. 3 after selling 217,000 digital downloads”; “Flo Rida’s ‘Low’ featuring T-Pain is No. 10 for a second week”; “The Hot 100′s top debut is Radiohead’s ‘Nude’ at No. 37″.

Wait a fucking minute.

No, that’s not a joke. Radiohead has their first Top 40 hit single since “Creep,” and that’s without getting any mainstream radio airplay or face time on MTV. There they are, just a few spots under the Jonas Brothers and a few above Taylor Swift. Congratulations to the Oxford boys and all, but seriously, what the fuck happened?

Clearly the main culprit is iTunes, which is now the biggest music retailer in the US and pretty much the only truly significant distributor of singles these days. But a bunch of web geeks all buying the “Nude” single on iTunes, months after the whole of In Rainbows was made available for free download by the band itself? Seems pretty unlikely, right?

A quick check of iTMS’ current top songs confirms my suspicion: Madonna, Mariah, Jordin Sparks, Chris Brown, et al. Four Taylor Siwft songs in the top 100, in fact, but no “Nude” — no Radiohead at all.

To figure out this puzzle you have to do a search on Radiohead. Bring up the page displaying all their available music on iTunes, and you’ll see In Rainbows, Nude (Single), Nude (Bass Stem) – Single, Nude (Drum Stem) – Single, Nude (String FX Etc. Stem) – Single, Nude (Guitar Stem) – Single, and Nude (Voice Stem) – Single. Under “Top Songs,” iTunes shows the five most popular downloads, and as you might have guessed it looks like a goddamn nudist colony.

Earlier this month, Radiohead’s label announced a contest in which you could remix “Nude” and post your track to radioheadremix.com (the prize: fleeting internet fame). You could purchase each of the “stems,” or individual instument tracks, from iTunes — for the full single price of a buck apiece. Now, there couldn’t possibly be enough people remixing Nude to account for a Top 40 hit, right? But what if each stem counts as a download for the single? That would explain why “Nude” doesn’t show up in iTMS’ chart — it’s not the quantity of people buying the song, it’s that each person who does is buying it five times. Then tack on however many downloads of the full track itself, and you’ve got yourself a hit!

I can’t prove this, of course, but it looks like Radiohead has cheated their way onto the Hot 100.

Does that make it any less sweet to see them on there, though?

Update: I want to put out a small fire before it starts. Wired has quoted me on this (very flattering for my modest blog), but they seem to have misunderstood my point about Nude showing up under “Top Songs” in iTunes. I am referring specifically to the Top Radiohead Songs on the artist page. The fact that all the stems dominate here shows that there is a level of popularity for each, but not enough to push them into the Top 100 songs on iTunes overall. This is why I draw the conclusion that the stems are being individually counted as single sales. I am NOT implying any kind of conspiracy on the part of Apple, Radiohead, or anyone else. I just think it’s kind of a tricky way to get a song charting, and not necessarily even a dishonest one.

1. Radiohead – In Rainbows
2. LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver
3. M.I.A. – Kala
4. The White Stripes – Icky Thump
5. Battles – Mirrored
6. The National – Boxer
7. Arcade Fire – Neon Bible
8. Okkervil River – The Stage Names
9. Panda Bear – Person Pitch
10. The New Pornographers – Challengers

1. Battles – “Atlas“
2. M.I.A. – “Paper Planes“
3. Feist – “1234“
4. Wilco – “Side With the Seeds“
5. Spoon – “The Underdog“
6. LCD Soundsystem – “Someone Great“
7. The Shins – “Australia“
8. Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.“
9. The White Stripes – “Icky Thump“
10. Okkervil River – “Our Life is Not a Movie or Maybe“
11. Radiohead – “Down is the New Up“
12. Super Furry Animals – “Run-Away“
13. Modest Mouse – “Dashboard“
14. Arcade Fire – “(Antichrist Television Blues)“
15. The Clientele – “Bookshop Casanova“
16. The New Pornographers – “My Rights Versus Yours“
17. Kanye West – “Stronger“
18. The National – “Fake Empire“
19. Of Montreal – “Gronlandic Edit“
20. Interpol – “Pace is the Trick“

At least as of day two. The consensus is pretty clear, the bastards pulled it off. Many more thoughts to come on this topic.

By now, everyone who cares probably knows all about Radiohead’s upcoming seventh studio album, In Rainbows. The biggest band to emerge from the ruins of the ’90s alternative rock scene is back, four-plus years after the somewhat disappointing Hail to the Thief left fans wondering whether the ride, as fantastic as it had been, might be whimpering to a halt.

1995 saw a band at first perceived as a forgettable, grunge-influenced one hit wonder blossom into one of the decade’s most beloved critical darlings with The Bends. Two years later, Radiohead expanded on their alt-rock sound and released OK Computer, which continues to reside at the top of many “Best Albums of All Time” lists. Kid A and Amnesiac followed in 2000 and 2001, seeing the band continue to push boundaries and prove that they were up to the challenge of forging rock music’s future in the post-alternative era. Only in 2003 did they finally falter a bit, with Hail to the Thief overcompensating for a lack of musical inspiration with loud, sometimes laughably dense production. A long hiatus ensued, as band members got married and had kids, and singer Thom Yorke released a quickie solo album in 2006. There were denials that Radiohead was over, but the signs were certainly there.

So now here we are in October of 2007, hardcore Radiohead aficionados (like me) have finally started to put away the modified bear t-shirts and move on, and suddenly a message appears on the band’s official website:

Hello everyone.
Well, the new album is finished, and it’s coming out in 10 days;
We’ve called it In Rainbows.
Love from us all.
Jonny [Greenwood, guitarist]

And all those old memories come flooding back: lying on my bed listening to “Karma Police” for the very first time, scouring the internet for mp3s of Bends b-sides, buying Kid A the first day it’s out, standing in the Tweeter Center as the group fumble their way through a rare, magical live rendition of debut single “Creep.” I listen to plenty of different artists and manage to go to a good number of shows every year, but there’s a Radiohead-shaped void that Arcade Fire and The New Pornographers just don’t quite fill. I’ve wondered before if I would ever feel that rush of listening to something that feels so new and inspired and personal and transcendental again. Maybe once you hit a certain age, and you’ve heard a certain amount of music, you can never quite get back to that place. But here comes Radiohead, and if anyone can still do it…

I can’t say In Rainbows comes totally out of the blue. It’s been well known that since fulfilling their contract with EMI in 2003, the band has been working on new material. They had achieved a certain level of freedom they didn’t have before, with the financial independence to make a record without needing major label assistance. They even road tested a host of new songs last year.

Still, for Radiohead to come out and say, “Yeah, no label, we’re just going to throw some new stuff out there in a week or so,” is pretty shocking (to say nothing of the manner in which In Rainbows will be released, which is a whole different discussion). There is so much anticipation wrapped up in this ten-song album. A new Radiohead LP is an event, now possibly more than ever. Can they meet the expectations of their fans? Can they rebound from the last album to produce something groundbreaking one more time? Where does new Radiohead material fit into a changed indie rock scene, where a Pitchfork review can make or break you? The scrutiny of In Rainbows, whatever it has to offer, will be intense to say the least. If it isn’t quite up to par, it will be savaged in some quarters. How would this affect the band’s lasting reputation, and its position in the echelon of rock immortals? It may be just their seventh record, but for the sake of perspective, it’s been fourteen years since their debut, Pablo Honey. Fourteen years after Murmur, Radiohead predecessors R.E.M. had just lost founding drummer Bill Berry and were beginning their great descent into irrelevance. Very few legendary bands have put out legendary albums at this stage of their careers.

I am wary, but my hopes are high. Radiohead isn’t just any band. I’ll be listening to In Rainbows on October 10 with an open mind, and if I am moved, I will be happy.

Without a doubt, the best live acoustic Hendrix cover by a fiftyish white British pop singer you’ll hear today. Seriously.

EDIT: Okay, the video’s creator has disabled embedding for some stupid reason, so click here to watch.

Band of Horses – “The Funeral”
Of course, the video edit doesn’t do justice to the uncut 5:22 track.